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as my friend, you know im a judgemental bitch - you should feel lucky you made the cut.

When I was a kid I wanted to be older... This shit was not what I expected.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This shit was not what I expected.

Anything but going on a diet...

I'm one flu away from my goal weight. Sad but true how many times I've thought this!

Do you have a bathroom?

How about you?

too funny . ask a stupid question - get a stupid answer :D

Always on your phone, yet you never answer!

I know a few too many people that do this to me. I understand not everyone enjoys the phone, and/or doesn't have time for calls, but HELLO! That's why God invented the TEXT MESSAGE!

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

LOL, I was just complaining about this the other day

An entry from Sweet Serendipity

oh my :o#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#

Gtfo...

Why do you watch Food Network? It doesn't make your cooking any better. Why do you watch porn…? Get the fuck out.

I've done this... Sometimes I wake up expecting an apology from someone, then I realize I'm an idiot and no one actually stole my diamond-encrusted unicorn.  Wait, I don't have one of those. That was part of the dream too.

I've done this. Sometimes I wake up expecting an apology from someone, then I realize I'm an idiot and no one actually stole my diamond-encrusted unicorn.

Funny parenting ecard.... Naps

So True! Funny Apology Ecard: Just as an FYI, I won't be needing naps anymore. Good luck getting your shit done while I'm awake!

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