"I love how Doctor Who fans are seen as intellectual nerds when really we're a bunch of people who all collectively sob over the image of people with their hands pressed up against a wall." Yep, that's the fandom.
I mean can't you imagine the quotes. "The doctor: The name I chose is the Doctor. The name you choose it's like, it's like a promise you make. He's the one who broke the promise. They call him Sweetie.