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Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

Wine Saying

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Ive learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, Im on my third glass of wine.

Why men never deal with how they treat a woman: Either: a) 'She's my wife; she has to take my crap' or b) 'After all, she's not my WIFE!'

Why men never deal with how they treat a woman: Either: a) 'She's my wife; she has to take my crap' or b) 'After all, she's not my WIFE!

I actually have both, but I will have to agree, my list gets done faster!  LOL

I don't have a "Honey-Do" list. I have an "I'll-Do-It-My-Fucking-Self" list! And surprise! The shit gets done!

I am both Italian and Irish...watch out!

Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.yep this is me!

Everyday of my life

Funny Friendship Ecard: Let's stay up unreasonably late tonight and then complain about how unreasonably exhausted we are tomorrow.

Whenever I am extremely bored with life, I post a political status on facebook and watch my friends battle each other like its crips vs. bloods.

I don't do this because it would be wrong, but it has occurred to me it would be hilarious to start something at work then watch from the side. But hilarious isn't necessarily the right choice either.

Me too

Me too

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

hallelujah!!!! by 123carol

Flying spiders may be the scariest thing I ever imagined!

Pahahhaha

Kiss my ass.I hate cheerleaders but I kind of like this one

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