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why is it I can see this SO vivid in my minds eye? If anyone has an answer to that, you dont have to put it out there for the whole world to know!

Even if I had my memory!

So I watched the vow and decided if I woke up from a coma and Channing Tatum told me he he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.

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Best Friend Quotes And Sayings - Bing Images.and if you hurt my family I'll make it look like a lesson

I'm a mother f%^&in ninja like that!

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

First things first, I'm the realest. Drop this down and let the whole world feel it.

The first time I rapped all of Lose Yourself by Eminem. That awesome feeling of how gangster you are the first time you rap your favorite part of a song without screwing up.

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.

you know you're lazy when.sorry but this is SO me! so me! so me!

Soulmate Quotes : Friends

Soulmate Quotes : Friends

Lord have mercy...how did they know? This is totally me.

The Biggest Lie I Tell Myself

I don't need to write it down --- so true, so true. Actually I don't tell myself that anymore, I HAVE to write it down!


I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter - Funny quote on giving up chocolate. Never quit chocolate when it comes to baking!

Okay I will be happy with the big ass bar.... :) LOL!

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All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. Makes sense, we'll start working on one!

I do this...

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