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Omg i so wanna tell a few people this right now!!

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

My give a damn is busted

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

shut your mouth when your talking to me

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: To Do List: Buy a sword. Name it Kindness. Kill people with Kindness.

sarcasm in lieu of daily beatings...your choice...

Funny Confession Ecard: I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Oh yeah!

But I don't want Snow White Scary Adventures to close! Isn't there enuff places to see Princesses at Disney World?

Haha yes cuz lately I've been doing the most lol

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous by bank account balance reminds me to calm the heck down - ecard meme - Humor me - Random funnies

Oh, that's cute that you let your kid get away with everything. Won't be cute when he is 28 and still living in your basement.

SO TRUE! Parents please start being parents. This world is full of selfish people and kids thinking they are entitled to EVERYTHING! If you are going to have kids, then be the parent, not the friend!

Funny Saying

Sarcasm- this is soooo true in my family and friends. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!

That's so meme

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards

15 Must See E-Cards for Moms • Thinking Outside The Sandbox

15 Must See eCards for Moms

"Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos" Parenting Humor Quotes