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Funny Family Ecard: I solemnly swear to be the best mother I can be.. until you mess with my kids. Then I swear I will be the biggest redneck ass whippin momma you ever met!

Funny Family Ecard: I solemnly swear to be the best mother I can be. until you mess with my kids. Then I swear I will be the biggest redneck ass whippin momma you ever met! Its my mom except less redneck still alot of evil

I've yet to be criticized for staying home, but this seems an appropriate comeback for any snarkiness.

Funny Baby Ecard: I used to laugh at my mom when she told me she hoped I had kids just like me someday.

Lol... I want to buy some land so my kids can build their houses next to mine and I'll always be there. My daughter in laws will hate me for it. Fuck it!! Their my babies

Funny Baby Ecard: When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored

I think my mom feels this way every time I tell her a story about Boo Bug.

Someday you shall hear my words come out of your mouth when lecturing your daughter. And on that day I shall laugh! Love, Mom Isn't that the darn truth!

Funny Mommy Quote

So TRUE! Your loving and patient mother clocks off at I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!

.This could be true

Mess with my kids . don't be surprised when I break out a whole new level of crazy on you that will make your nightmares seem like a happy place!

Children should come before parents. The parents who don't spend time with their kids or make their kids do without things they need out of selfishness shouldn't have kids.

Very true. I hate selfish parents who only think of themselves first! There are WAY too many pretentious snobby selfish parents in TEXAS! They put their needs above those if their children.

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