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"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Haha

For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

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eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

Vodka looks like water :-)

Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Because my friends are true LADIES.

Funny Friendship Ecard: It's not brunch with the girls unless one of us is in the clothes from the night before.

Food brings me the comfort and happiness I cant seem to find in life lol

My life is constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

YES! That is so accurate!!  Works with grandkids too!!

Parenting humor, parent meme, kids talking while mom is on the phone, funny motherhood

Mmmmmmaaybe :)

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

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