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"I'm an attractive, well educated, classy, and honest woman... who farts, pees in the shower, forgets to brush, and wears the same bra at least 10 times before I wash it."
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Except for the whole pee in the shower thing. This is pretty accurate

Put down your gavel, you know you do it too!

this is me not gonna lie!

Why do guys have a problem with women who fart?

"I'm an attractive, well educated, classy, and honest woman... who farts, pees in the shower, forgets to brush, and wears the same bra at least 10 times before I wash it."

"I'm an attractive, well educated, classy, and honest woman... who farts, pees in the shower, forgets to brush, and wears the same bra at least 10 times before I wash it."

I'm an attractive, well educated, classy, and honest woman... who farts, pees in the shower, forgets to brush, and wears the same bra at least 10 times before I wash it.

It was masters degree or charm school folks.

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"Whenever I'm driving and checking out a cute guy while my mom's in the car, she honks the horn and ducks so I'm sat there staring in a seemingly otherwise empty car. Thanks mom."
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So glad I can't drive yet.

"Whenever I'm driving and checking out a cute guy while my mom's in the car, she honks the horn and ducks so I'm sat there staring in a seemingly otherwise empty car. Thanks mom."

"Whenever I'm driving and checking out a cute guy while my mom's in the car, she honks the horn and ducks so I'm sat there staring in a seemingly otherwise empty car. Thanks mom."
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"I wear black all the time and suits, today i crossed path with a old lady around a corner and she got startled and said she thought i was death ... i poked her shoulder , she laughed, i laughed "
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"I wear black all the time and suits, today i crossed path with a old lady around a corner and she got startled and said she thought i was death ... i poked her shoulder , she laughed, i laughed "

"I wear black all the time and suits, today i crossed path with a old lady around a corner and she got startled and said she thought i was death ... i poked her shoulder , she laughed, i laughed "
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My dad went ape shit because he found out my brother and I plan to get tattoos of our favourite quotes when we’re old enough and he’s even more pissed off because they’re Harry Potter & Percy Jackson
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My dad went ape shit because he found out my brother and I plan to get tattoos of our favourite quotes when we’re old enough and he’s even more pissed off because they’re Harry Potter & Percy Jackson
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Every year, every occasion... The only time he gave me something it was something he wanted.
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Every year, every occasion... The only time he gave me something it was something he wanted.
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My realtionship with my sibling is either: "I'll help you hide the body" or "don't breath in my direction". There's no in between.
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Siblings are not like that.

lol but usually it's don't breathe in my face or I'll have to hide ur body

My relationship with my Bestie Danielle

Not totally true, but so funny

My realtionship with my sibling is either: "I'll help you hide the body" or "don't breath in my direction". There's no in between.

My realtionship with my sibling is either: "I'll help you hide the body" or "don't breath in my direction". There's no in between.
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"Why is 2016 an option when selecting your birth year? Like you fresh out the womb trying to join Gmail."
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I always wondered about that.

"Why is 2016 an option when selecting your birth year? Like you fresh out the womb trying to join Gmail."

"Why is 2016 an option when selecting your birth year?  Like you fresh out the womb trying to join  Gmail."

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"I'm on my period & today I bled through to the couch. When I noticed I started freaking out & my boyfriend told me to go get cleaned up & he would take care of it. When I came back the stain was gone (Best Boyfriend Ever)

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My boyfriend used to use his finger to trace the words "I love you" on my back. He died a year ago. Sometimes when I'm asleep I can still feel the fingers on my back.

I'm a single elementary school teacher. I love when my kids ask why I don't have a girlfriend like it's just something I've continuously forgot to pick up at the grocery store.

Someone from posted a whisper, which reads "I'm a single elementary school teacher. I love when my kids ask why I don't have a girlfriend like it's just something I've continuously forgot to pick up at the grocery store.

I didn't realize girls changed their underwear during their period. I just wear the same ones all week since I wear pads! Like come on there's no point in changing them!

Someone from Modesto, California, US posted a whisper, which reads "I didn't realize girls changed their underwear during their period. I just wear the same ones all week since I wear pads! Like come on there's no point in changing them!

Ha ha ha, how true is this...!!!

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "My first instinct when i see an animal is say 'hello', my first instinct when i see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

"My husband and I were called into principal office because our son hit another boy. His defense? The boy was bullying the kid with two dads and no mom.I'd say, parenting done right. Not even sorry."

Someone from posted a whisper, which reads "My husband and I were called into principal office because our son hit another boy. His defense? The boy was bullying the kid with two dads and no mom. I'd say, parenting done right.

My marine friend came home unexpectedly last night and he kissed me. He said"telling you i liked you is scarier then war."

Someone from New Paltz posted a whisper, which reads "My marine friend came home unexpectedly last night and he kissed me. He said"telling you i liked you is scarier then war.

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