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The opportunist//

Word's_The glass of water and the oppurtunist._"Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you guys were out busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist"

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Life is better in flip flops

Life is Better in Flip Flops Beach Sign . Our Flip Flop Beach Signs are made in the USA.

I meant to behave but....

I meant to behave but there were too many other options funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

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Introvert Problem Your thought are interrupted by the realization that people have walked into the space you were staring into, and they probably think you're staring at them. ALL THE TIME.

How to be a supermodel

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

Yup

If I'm a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you it's either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you - Or I really hate you and don't care if you know it - Good luck figuring out which one

Motherhood

20 Funniest Pinterest Mom Quotes & Pins

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

SO guilty. It's the worse. It's involuntary, fyi!

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

I need to pull this one out for my kids when they are doing homework.

Work life " I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you"

oh yes - thumbs up for outer discipline

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Remember when

remember when we were young, how we couldn't wait to be grown up? Wow, were we stupid or what?

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