Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.
i woke up at 3 AM to go do some thing for cheer (the food bank at ch and a lady gave me a tape gun and i was like A GUN! then i shot the lady and my friend and i was like PEW PEW PEW then the lady was like stop and my friend took my gun.