Steve Rogers has gotten used to being chased by testy brunettes. Bucky Barnes: "STEVE NO". Peggy Carter: "The plane is the other way Steve". Sam Wilson: "I will kill your star spangled ass Rogers". The Winter Soldier: *angry soviet noises*<<<Our fandom.
Tony meets Bucky haha, at least he wants to help<< ten minutes later, Tony's sticking fridge magnets to it and Loki's setting up a giant magnet in the kitchen.<-all of these headcanons are valid and hilarious
Because I don't think Cap would actually aim a gun at anyone in public so they'll settle on laser pointer, cause Steve thought "who can tell the difference right?" Plus they won't have the cash to buy that kind of gun anyways so, Hello laser pointer!