This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. And this little piggy cried WE WE WE all the way home.
Cute little piggy piggy!
When I have a house in the country, one of my first animals acquired will be a piglet. Not for eating, just for having on the farm to let one piggy live out a long, happy, NON-BACON life. * * CAN I GET AN AMEN?