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Kitchen vs bedroom

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom.

I've been saying this over and over! Good to see i'm not the only one plotting Joffrey's demise.

I'd watch...

Dexter meets Joffrey Baratheon - Game of Thrones Burch Its King Joffrey and Dexter.Take him out Dex lol

When we pick on each other, I say "well that's your problem. You're the one who chose me!" Baha

Flower Pot Card - Idea: Cut out the card from cardstock as it is, and fill in the flowers appropriately and artistically with quilled shapes. Fold it and add your message inside!

Me when I read this,"Wait this is how I am supposed to be when I'm on my period..." literally I just flow like Niagara Falls. Lol

Sorry for the language but this is hilarious! omg I died laughing! this is awesome, and true. Kill them and eat their cookies!

"yes, I do have the best sister in the world... It's just that she's crazy and she scares me a little bit."    I want to BE that sister.

Pretty sure this is exactly how my sister feels about me. Too bad she's wrong- I am the one who has the best sister in the world!

OMG there are so many people I could tag but I wont!!!

QUOTE: I'm happy today. Would you like to know why? Because I'm baked darling. Like an apple pie.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Funny Breakup Ecard: Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? ~ It's funny cause it's true!

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