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When a package says easy open, I end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a light saber.

segastarlit: “ ALL THE TIME! ” [Image description: When a package says ‘easy open’ i end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.] A gun.

Every time i order from japan korea and china, its 40% what I ordered and 60% Tape cardboard and the weird think envolope!!! >3

That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a light saber to open it.

Um. Yep. That's right. It's a museum.  (cottage and vine)

Museum of "Two Kids Live in This House"! ummmm yes this is my entire house

haha...he's not much of an actor,but he doesn't have to talk

If only it worked like that. I'd make sure I was arrested often!

#sotrue all the time

I pretty much say omg I hate this damn song. And then sing the whole thing in a mocking tone, just so everyone knows. I really hate this song.

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"I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button." That's my morning workout.

Every single time

This made me laugh so hard! I have fallen down the stairs at least 100 times in my life.I won't like a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs lol

that moment 7 hours ago when you thought you were going to do your homework.

That moment 7 hours ago when you thought you were going to do your homework. Homework That moment 7 hours ago when you thought were going to do your homework

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aint that the truth! oh and id like to afford a new coach purse like the one she just pulled her food stamps out of

BAHAHAHAHAAH

To the window To the wall To the sweat drop down my balls To all these bitches crawl To all skeet skeet motherfucker All skeet skeet god damn To all skeet skeet motherfucker All skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN)

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