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Never thought the day would come…

Haha so true cuz I haven't seen Ted but I've seen Channing tatum strip.errr, I mean Magic Mike, lol.

Pleaseeeee!

Let& all say goodbye to a show that will be on multiple channels every night for the next 20 years.

That's right!! @Melanie Childress-Armistead Tomlinson member last time we tried eating ice cream??

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm an independent woman. I don't need a man to break up with me to enjoy a full tub of my favorite ice cream.

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm tremendously not sorry that my sense of humour has offended your utter lack of it.

Funny Apology Ecard: I& tremendously not sorry that my sense of humour has offended your utter lack of it.

Lol

You’re not my cup of tea, mainly because I don’t like huge pieces of shit in my…

LMAO This is hilarious. Fav part "Maybe Petco, not sure yet"

Funny pictures about I'm pretty sure I'd like to meet Chris. Oh, and cool pics about I'm pretty sure I'd like to meet Chris. Also, I'm pretty sure I'd like to meet Chris.

Poor Destinee

There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them. Sounds like my ex f-ing asshole lol

wait, why am i still trying to be sneaky about it? i'm my own boss now!

oh someecards, you have the best sense of humor! I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.

Tell bullies what’s up.

26 Simple Tricks To Make Your Kids Do Whatever You Want

this is part of my parenting philosophy - teach my son these one-liners.

Humor) 'Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.

sorrynotsorry

Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome. by stella< haha

Thank you for making me so angry - Lolzland

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

Just too funny! Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking like a 10 and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe. -- Story of my life

This has been on mine since I was 16...and I'm 20 now...

ha ha this just happened for the first time yesterday---baby outside door yelling "mama"