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Me: sits there staring at the teacher and say, Good job for silencing these stupid people I must deal with. Good prank bro

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition --- I've done this before, the burning dollar bill

xDD

Okay so in class I was arguing with this really cocky kid and he responded to something with "that's what she said" and I just turned my full body to him and said with no expression "not to you" the teacher was the first to laugh omfg

This is almost exactly what happened. Except our teacher told us it was Zac Efron's dad. And every last one of us believed him.

I watched this movie in English class back in freshman year of high school and I was the only one who thought Romeo looked like Zac Efron!

When you want to be someone's friend so hard...

When you want to be someone's friend so hard

That bring's a whole new meaning to Dori's "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy" <<<< All this information and I don't. I have many male squishes.not crushes that really helps, this addition to my vocabulary

Españyolo. ohmygod dying

My Spanish II teacher told me this and now I'm telling new generations of kids. In Spanish it's actually spelled "Eso si que es" But you know, it works :)

I laughed but then i cried because i remembered my mother actually saw the event live when the first teacher was going to space. So yea. Not perfect, more like traumatic. But at least they got it right after that o_o

I laughed but then i cried because i remembered my mother actually saw the event live when the first teacher was going to space. So yea. Not perfect, more like traumatic. But at least they got it right after that o_o 《 o_o I laughed at the post though.

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It's really not that hard to find that out, one of my middle school science teachers told me. << Useful for writing purposes

oh my fucking god i'd jump out of three windows and never go to school again

Seems like I'm getting an A