Explore Being Skinny, Love Chocolate, and more!

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and not just about chocolate - but tortilla chips, cheese, bread, etc. Actually, chocolate tastes better than skinny feels.

Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol. Yup,nuf said.

Some people are way too caught up in trying to make their life look amazing, instead of fixing the broken parts.

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life-haha.I know some people like this :)

sweats

I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.story of my life lmao

This is great

Ecard: Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho. Hahahahaha I so know people this reminds me of!

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

Baahahahaha!

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. Or because I got shit on at work today.

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