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This is true, but that's life. I also hate when the yoga instructor encourages making baby noises during the "happy baby" pose. Ruins the 60 minutes of solace.

Tyrone amuses himself waiting in line at the ATM

Tyrone amuses himself waiting in line at the ATM

Got to get me some get well cards!

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Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

say something silly

Say something silly. Laugh till it hurts. Take a risk. Sing out loud. Rock the boat. Shake things up. Flirt with disaster. Buy something frivolous. Color outside the lines. Cause a scene.

I can say this about a couple of my aunts and i hope to be this kind of aunt to my niece and nephew!

I love being an aunt! So true ~ I love my 4 year old niece tells me were sister. I love being her FAVORITE auntie ;

Insults, Comebacks, One-liners, Jokes, Humor, Dealing with A-holes and other fun stuff.

Insults, Comebacks, One-liners, Jokes, Humor, Dealing with A-holes and other fun stuff.

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