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Zo leuk!

I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas. Growing up is a lifelong process.

Arguing With People On the Internet

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon.no matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

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It's been a rough week. But I didn't need bail money and I don't have a body count, so it could have been worse.

You spend more time thinking about food than you’ve ever spent thinking about a person. | 24 Things Only Ladies Who Are Always Hungry Will Understand

You spend more time thinking about food than you've ever spent thinking about a person.

You spend more time thinking about food than you’ve ever spent thinking about a person. 24 Things Only Girls Who Are Constantly Hungry Will Understand

fuck it my final thought for - Google zoeken

excuse my language but really. "Fuck it" - my final thought before making most decisions.

Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Or did you forget that!! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

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Omgggggggg I got this thing that I have with my best friend from this exact pin we call it Good Horizontal pauses that or GHP

a día, taking naps sounds so childish I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses. I love to take about three horizontal life pauses per day,

My brain wastes the day and saves all the deep stuff for night. Thanks, brain, for thinking nonstop

Haha, maybe that's why I'm so good at getting work done late at night? Made me giggle! Not sure what the potato potato Ching Chong tomato is about but it made me giggle!

LOL! This is what it means to be human!

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. You don't learn by not doing anything, so mistake your way to success.

.Trust me, you can dance.

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Fuck face - a person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it & you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

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