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Sorry...my "give a shit" has reached its expiration date but, I am giving away heaping helpings of "go fuck yourself" absolutely free.

my "give a shit" has reached its expiration date but, I am giving away heaping helpings of "go fuck yourself" absolutely free.

I'm quite the contortionist, but I've spent a lot of time on my hair....... ♡Lemon

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my ass

Oooooo...so true!

Why do you have to be nice to people you want to throw a brick at? Just throw the dang brick!

OMG it's like they were reading my mind

You call it road rage. I call it aggressively driving around assholes who don't know how to fucking drive!

..choclate muffins leagal for breakfast  :)

"Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin.and muffins are healthy. You're welcome :)" I KNEW IT! Cupcakes are healthy!

Better than my response would be...

"My boss set half a glass of water in front of me. He asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist. I drank the glass of water and told him I was a problem solver.

February 20, 2012

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

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