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As a teenager, someone once told me that my grandparents are closer in age to me than I think.  In their minds they are still teenagers.  The older I get the more I realize the truth of this.

My mind says I'm in my twenties, my body says yeah you wish!Shut up body!

Yep!  Like on the day I turned 38 1/2, my elbow started going out on me.....such is life.

{*} AGING "Middle age is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

tis true.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday. So me i will laugh at something that happened two years ago.

Need this door mat

House was clean last week sorry you missed it doormat. Mine should say was clean once.

bahahahahaha

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

If your in the left lane and your not doing at least 5mph over the speed limit PASSING PEOPLE then get out of the left lane !!

One of my biggest pet peeves.i cant stand slow people in the fast lane.it clearly states on the signs"SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" I so want to do this on my next trip!

The evil narcissist

And everyone blind to it will eventually see but we got to let God do it. The bad thing is the sneaky person blames others for their mistake, and ppl actually believe his lies. God will let out the truth when the is right.

:-) it's true....

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

Truth by alyssa

My husband asks me all the time why I am running the dryer again.

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