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Should make Rob smile. Deja Moo -- When You Know You've Experienced This Bullshit Before Apparel by Samuel Sheats on Redbubble. Maybe you've already dreamed of purchasing this shirt. If so, don't fight the cosmos!

You would think 50+ would act like adults...you would think.  SMH

I assumed since she was in the same age group as my children that she was an adult.(cough cough) I mean. GROW UP woman !


Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

T.S.O.T.S.B. @ http://thestingofthescorpion.wordpress.com

I did learn. The older you get the faster you learn the lesson. It starts getting old.

I'm quite the contortionist, but I've spent a lot of time on my hair....... ♡Lemon

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my ass

Nah jail sucks and you're so not worth it...

It's not worth the jail time.It's not worth the jail time.It's not worth the jail time.It's not worth the jail time.

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean i don't want to hit you in the face.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.


I've lost my ability to give a damn. If found, no need to return it. Go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you

I'm four weeks into therapy and I think my neuropsychologist has my number. She told me that I've done more work in this short period of time than any of her other clients diagnosed with PNES. So...

Do any of us know what the hell we are doing?

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Me too - was the worst 4 years of my life.