songofsunset: Because The Knitter totally has to make bad knitting puns. Also, I dunno if we have a hero for him to fight yet, so Batman it is!<<oh my gosh, more of the knitter! <--- But where is his sidekick Purl?<<<the knitter!
I will marry him. Then we will have socially awkward children and our strangeness will literally make the entire world simultaneously uncomfortable. <<<< oh my gods that is the best comment I've read<<<< this is some funny shit