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I am a 340lb female. I just joined the gym. I don't care what you think. Go ahead, take a picture while I bike and laugh about the "rare sighting" on your fb. But I'm here to stay, learn, & improve.

I just joined the gym. I don't care what you think. Go ahead, take a picture while I bike and laugh about the "rare sighting" on your fb. But I'm here to stay, learn, & improve.

I do the half jog thing

Our half-jog thing. I will forever think of this post every time I do the half-jog thing.

My roommate really wanted a Xbox one,but he's terrible at saving  I stole 25 dollars out of his wallet every time he got drunk.  Today I got him a Xbox.

Someone from Tjøme, Vestfold Fylke, NO posted a whisper, which reads "My roommate really wanted a Xbox one,but he's terrible at saving I stole 25 dollars out of his wallet every time he got drunk. Today I got him a Xbox.

Funny Tumblr Posts, Rug Store - Employee of the month? I think not...

oh my gosh, i am literally crying i am laughing so hard! the problem is i can totally see myself hiding and eating doritos behind a rug.

Text Posts, Funny Geek, Hilarious, Laughter, Funny Things, Texting, Laughing So Hard, So Funny, Funny Stuff

Hahaha

Funny pictures about Best Chinese fire-drill ever. Oh, and cool pics about Best Chinese fire-drill ever. Also, Best Chinese fire-drill ever.

*Has a ton of characters on my shoulders and holding onto my hair*

Wittle Cas and wittle Nico di Angelo in my pockets! Wittle Loki and wittle Hermione! A Pocket John! Wittle Lucifer and wittle Moriarty

I want to do this when I'm talking to somebody and they're not listening. I probably shouldn't, but I want to.

I hate it when people who say they are listening to you and don't honestly listen and then people you had no intention of talking to hear your entire conversation about mass murder.

I swear to BOB I literally sat here laughing at this for 7 minuets<<< omigosh this is amazing xD

I swear to BOB I literally sat here laughing at this for 7 minuets.that must be what oatmeal feels like

Tickld - Spread Laughter and Cure Boredom

I need to move on from call me maybe.>>> I made a song courus: Hey I just threw a grape in the a-air It hit a spider and now I'm scared and all the other times I was okay but now there's a spider on my face!