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ouch....I think im going to tuck this one away to be used at a later time. I love sarcastic comments...and if you think this is about you...could be ;)

Sorry that the ten pounds of makeup you caked on doesnt fix your busted face.

A good friend will tell you that you deserve better.. A best friend will call him up late at night, and whisper 'You have seven days, Biatch!!!'

A good friend will tell you that you deserve better. A best friend will call him up late at night, and whisper 'You have seven days, Biatch!

I'm sorry I mistook you for a decent human being, that is an oversight on my part.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry I mistook you for a decent human being, that is an oversight on my part.

im always an open-minded person. until someone suggests I cut back on swearing. then im like, "fuck that shit! never gonna happen bitch!"

im always an open-minded person. until someone suggests I cut back on swearing. never gonna happen bitch!

Oh Earl! Those black eyed peas tasted alright to me!  Death not Divorce... Because you don't just want half. - Maryann & Wanda.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

Lovely Shade of Bitch

Free, Thinking Of You Ecard: Wow! That's a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today.

Bless your heart ;-)

I do believe YOU are the jealous one.people can be so funny!

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