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Free, Weekend Ecard: Don't judge a person for drinking; judge a person for not drinking. Those fuckers are up to something.

Fair warning: Asking dumbass questions will only get you smartass responses that will leave you thinking I'm a complete asshole. Now what did you need to ask me?

Fair warning: Asking dumbass questions will only get you smartass responses that will leave you thinking I'm a complete asshole.

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If patience is a virtue I'm the dirtiest whore in town.

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter.

You're so fabulous, I'm pretty sure you fart glitter. lol thanks i actually do fart glitter

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I'd be happy to have the time to figure out which bendy straw to put in the box of wine during my bubble bath.

I'm single because I have a sensible head and a wild heart. Haven't found a man who can satisfy both yet.

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I already knew it was years ago, there's just finally an ecard for it. ;)

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, b***h.

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When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think 'you're paying for a maid, a lover, and a therapist.' It's actually a bargain.

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