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don't bother trying to figure me out. not even the little voices in my head understand me.it's pointless

country music. <3 ...this is cute even though i do like all the people on this list. country music is the best tho :)

You say Lady Gaga I say Lady antebellum you say jason derulo i say jason aldean you say t-pain i say t-swift you say kesha i say keith you say pitbull i say paisley you say justin bieber i say justin moore COUNTRY MUSIC FOREVER

32 Lovely Wedding Quotes with Images

32 Lovely Wedding Quotes with Images

Famous, short Marriage and Wedding Quotes for Cards & Invitations. The best and most funny wedding quotes and sayings for friends from movies and songs.

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"There's plenty of fish in the sea, so don't settle until you find a fucking mermaid.

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LMAO .... when does it start to feel good?

The Funny Side of Love ...

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you. How long till it starts feeling good? I don't know But I've got a headache already!

some people are just too sensitive

I would like to apologize…

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient I will get to you shortly.


For a long time I thought the same thing

:P Clever

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