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AAAMEN!

Three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket. Bahahaha 😂😂 I'm only about gallon of crazy in a two gallon bucket!

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

Grumpy Pants

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Some days I feel like this.

I'm amazed at how many lies you tell...to the family, to the kids and your friends.  Your goal is to see how many people you can get to believe your lies.  You just go around telling people that your bf isnt married.  Last time I checked someone needs to file divorce papers to get a divorce. Sounds like you're a compulsive liar and don't even know what truth means any more...

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

BEST. ANALOGY. EVER. oh my gosh I laughed so hard.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Hey Mr. Impatient, how about you go down a water slide while it isn't wet. Maybe then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

HAHAHA BEST THING EVER!!!

Funny picture thread... - Page 60

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

Exactly. That is how people interpret it! @Megan Owens

Free, Confession Ecard: If being sarcastic burned calories I would be one skinny bitch.

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

Yep, it may seem like I'm buying your bullshit but I'm really not!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesnt mean Im as stupid as you think I am. Im just laughing inside and waiting to see what%.

entitlement...word of decade?  I hope not.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

be careful what you wish for...

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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