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Can You Help Me Out While You're Tearing Me Down?

WHen people suck the life out of you wouldnt it be nice if they took some fat too? Trainers would all be skinny!

Uhhh... Yep and then you waste time on Facebook and now on this crazy time-wasting site !!!

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

i HATE voicemail

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

Million dollars

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

Lol this reminded me of you!!!!  You know those moments we get chocked on to say because we're laughing about it first =D

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

Whore-a-saurs!

Inspiring image control, quote, slut, whore - Resolution - Find the image to your taste

Or I just agree and they pause for a long time, only tell me they were joking. O.o

For real, 11 year olds with "it's complicated" as their relationship status?

If you get Butthurt easily, grow up and get a fucking life! I don't care for your Jesus sayings or disgusting food pictures, but you don't see ME making it my Life's mission to report them....

Warning - my sense of humor may hurt your feelings. I suggest you get over it. Story of my life! (The story of my life I take her home I drive all night To keep her warm And time is frozen!

so is this the same thing as putting a smiley face after a bitchy comment?! lol

I'll Have to remember this, there are a few people I'd like to slap.

For me and my momma....  Crunch, munch, smack, slurp, wheeze... so true! - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

Ha!

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce with my awkwardness. Hahahahaha this is so me!

Do it all the time.  For the love of God, why?!

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

There are a few people that I want to say this to.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

so I have been told by many. Is it because I say what I'm thinking and I don't mind getting a lil dirty and sweaty every once in awhile? So be it I guess.... || INTJ

I'm basically a girl with a personality of a dude. ~ well not personality really, more like, mentality. I like nice things but you can keep all the pink glittery stuff.

Fuck off

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description I don't care about you, your manipulative bullshit, your mind fuckery, your fat ass, and rude temper. Go suck a dick! Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

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