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15 of the Best & Latest Someecards: Deadpan Deliveries

Check out our earlier look at Someecards. The other day I saw a greeting card that said something like "I am so grateful for your undying love.

I'm a female, white, AND listen to rap music. Damn, I'm a bad bitch.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

My days every day.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: The recipe for today. One cup cluster. Two cups fuck.


Free and Funny News Ecard: I have one nerve left and you're dry-humping it.

Do they know my place of work? Funny Workplace Ecard: Oh, that task isn't in your job description? Well, dealing with your bullshit isn't in mine.

honest to a fault

Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting! Some days I just can't do it!


Kiss my ass.I hate cheerleaders but I kind of like this one

There's also craigslist hooka blue!!

Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.


Shall I compare thee to a summer's eve? For thou art a douche. An epic douche!