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Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

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Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

your girl friends are the ones with flawless support after a bad hair cut, a roll of desperately needed toilet paper passed under the stall wall,  and at your door (stat) with wine, chocolate, pizza, and (hopefully) ice cream when life is a bitch slap of suck-fest.  LONG LIVE GIRL FRIENDS.

to my favorite lady and friend. (minus the husbands.

OK It's totally not funny to joke about eating disorders--they're real and hard to get out of. But this is hilarious. :)

I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets.

HAHAH @Samantha Isbell @Ashley Laster @Shannon Whitmire

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Does anyone actually ever think about this when it comes to #wine? #WineHumor

Does anyone actually ever think about this when it comes to #wine? #WineHumor

Funny New Year's Ecard: My New Year's resolution is to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway...

Funny New Year's Ecard: My New Year's resolution is to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

They should put more wine in the bottle...so there's enough for two people.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: They should put more wine in the bottle. so there's enough for two people.

Wine...

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

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