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"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

You're an idiot

Funny Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life.I think youre an idiot.

What do you mean I have no life? I have a dog, Pinterest, and ice cream in the freezer. I have all the life I need. | Reminders Ecard

just replace 'dog' with 'bunny' and this is you 😂. And add Netflix. You've always gotta add Netflix.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol. Yup,nuf said.

Not that I would slap anyone in the face (ok maybe one or two) but this made me laugh out loud....

Funny Confession Ecard: When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

usually I'm the clumsy one, like when I fall off things.but I still have clumsy friends!

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I'm pretty fucking sure.

Pregnancy Miracle Book

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

When someone yells "Stop", I never know if its in the name of love, it's Hammertime, or if I should collaborate and listen...

Funny Music Ecard: When someone yells 'STOP', I never know if its in the name of love, it's Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen.

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