I'm childfree. Don't like kids, don't want kids. Prefer money, silence and free time. This is apparently an unpopular decision as many people get upset about it. Also, I like cats better than babies any day.
After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me. Well, if you pour coffee into the hard drive, I am sure the IT guy will definitely hate you. I don't drink coffee at all.