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Have you ever looked at someone and thought. yep you have someone locked in your basement!

We can dream, right?

Me: Umm hi. How much is the rent for this amazing apartment? "Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

.EXACTLY... and work hard ... for me and  my  career,  this could be/is an understatement.. or in the least right on the money.. Mechanical Millright...damn hard work..

Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a man with money is a bonus, not a ladder to upgrade - Quote - Money isn't everything -

Bacon. Dark hair. Beards. Baby blues...

"I'm a simple woman, I like handsome, bearded, brunette men and breakfast food." *blonde too

Pinning this for poetry out loud tomorrow! I'm so gonna die...

Pinning this for poetry out loud tomorrow! I'm so gonna die...

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