Well it seems a little oxymoronish to Kill and be Kind at the same time.but being kind is the right thing to do, maybe instead of killing them they will learn to be kind also, or just be kind in return. The Golden Rule if you will.
It's the little things. When I eat a strawberry (like right now), Im reminded of you. They should stop pretending to be. (Also, in case you thought you got away with it, I know you farted in the car in NZ!