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This must be my Yorkie 's thoughts. "In another universe Dogs Rule." By Browniesue

Word by Bella.Calavera

so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

You have to admit it. Trying to keep the balloon in the air and not letting it touch the ground, was an amazing childhood game.

you have to admit it. trying to keep the balloon in the air and not letting it touch the ground, was an amazing childhood game

Awesome.  Thanks.  So now I'm going to try to go get some sleep.  By myself.  In my house.  Out in the country.  Maybe my protective cat will be protective.  Nah... I'm screwed.

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Sooooo TRUE hilarious!

Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, Thundercloud? I'm going to say that to the next grumpy person I run into :)

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reactivate every ache and pain you've had at the same time.

Photos/Videos of Conservative Hispanic Society

more angry with what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Obama does with mine.i don't think so, its time for Obama to go

i like raisin cookies......just not as much as chocolate chip

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

Yes, I can laugh at these OCD jokes, because I have OCD.

Humor funny OCD joke quote on imgfave

so funny

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

Or my dog starts barking at what I can't see!

Or rather, this is very much like my aunt's cats, and they freak me out every time! I keep wondering if cats can see ghosts or something.

Very good tip! - I am SO doing this!!

Today’s housekeeping tip.ha ha ha, that's funny!

This happens all the time!

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Womp Womp

Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

I didn't mean to hurt you!

When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like, "OHMYGOSH, I'm so sorry!" and they walk away so you run after them like, "LET ME LOVE YOU!" Yep, I do this all the time.

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