Including the one you'll find in your bare feet in the middle of the night…

Worst sound ever. Almost as bad as stepping on one barefoot.

sick???

I'm sick. Looks like I'll be sleeping and laying in bed all day. Oh wait, I'm a mom. LOL , No sick days for us.

I always tell my kids this, but I say at 9:00!

So TRUE! Your loving and patient mother clocks off at I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!

YeeeeeeeeeeP!  Pretty much nailed it!

this is my life.Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me.

Motherhood is a series of unfortunate events that bonds women together in the most thankless and revolting job on earth. Ok, so it’s much more than that, too, but the unfortunate events are definitely part of the universal experience.

The Badges of Motherhood

The Badges of Motherhood - Scary Mommy: An honest look at motherhood.I have earned them all!

The minute I go to use the bathroom, I swear, right away its "MMOOOMMMYYYY!!!!" lol never fails

If the door isn't locked they barge in, and if it is locked they bang on it repeatedly. Wish my kids would knock.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes. I am the person with tourettes.

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