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I know what I'm going to be for Halloween... Drunk!

Free and Funny Seasonal Ecard: Maxi Dresses: Allowing women to look fabulous in the Summer, without having to shave their legs.

Fun "tubes of blood" vodka shots for Halloween! Just add food coloring or grenadine.

What you need Test Tubes & Test Tube holder Chilled Vodka Red Food Coloring Fill your test tubes with the chilled vodka right before your guests arrive. Add a couple drops of food coloring to each test tube and watch the "blood" drip down the Vodka.

Lock your oven doors! Mutant spiders (mini cupcakes coated with black sanding sugar) are coming to be devoured. Terrifying but delicious, everyone will love the special effects -- cinnamon-candy eyes, marshmallow fangs, and licorice legs.

Creepcakes: Our Halloween Cupcakes Will Give You the Chills

Lock your oven doors! Mutant spiders (mini cupcakes coated with black sanding sugar) are coming to be devoured. Terrifying but delicious, everyone will love the special effects -- cinnamon-candy eyes, marshmallow fangs, and licorice legs.

My lack of dusting skills will finally pay off at Halloween.  Finally!

My lack of dusting skills will finally pay off at Halloween. Funny Pictures Of The Day - 80 Pics

So true - humor - eCard - Halloween

Funny Halloween Ecard: I'm going as a bitch for Halloween. I do that all year long.

To paraphrase Jimmy Buffett, may I suggest that we get inebriated and fornicate?

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: If you recieved a text from me last night, please disregard it. My phone was drunk.

'Nobody puts baby in the corner.' Unless baby is fall down drunk and can't find her purse, shoes, or integrity. In that case, the corner is good.

'Nobody puts baby in the corner.' Unless baby is fall down drunk and can't find her purse, shoes, or integrity. In that case, the corner is good. (Sounds like my husband's office Christmas party.

Great Halloween appetizer... Mozzarella & Olives.

Best Halloween appetizer ever! Marinated mozzarella "eyeballs" with olive irises. So creepy, and would taste good, too.

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