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Mommy can't drink & drive.

Ive loved Anne Taintor since I was a teen - Mommy can't drink and drive

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"She was living proof that looks could be deceiving. crazy on the inside.

You can exercise all you want. You’re never going too burn off all that crazy. #snark #sassy #retrohumor

change to "some people can exercise all they want but they'll never burn that crazy off"

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Anne Taintor captions: if looks could kill women wouldn't need frying pans A cook is a dangerous job, but women are expected to do it.

My prison tats.

Anne Taintor → I’d love to wear low necklines too, but they don’t cover my prison tats

Don't miss that bus……..

Anne Taintor → hurry, dear… if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ’cause mommy can’t drink and drive

I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty mediocre at housekeeping.

but I'm pretty awesome at margaritas

I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping. Anne Taintor So true.

Do these potatoes remind you of anyone? ~ It *is* lumpy like Auntie's thighs! Be a good boy and say that again at Thanksgiving dinner | Anne Taintor

My friend Renee is so funny! no, we don't have any Grey Poupon, you little smartass

Don't take more than your share or the devil will get you.

"Be Good To Your Goblins!" ( vintage halloween / retro halloween / trick or treat / witch / bunny / butterfinger / baby ruth ) candy advertisement / ad / goblins