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like having to watch for the light to turn green on the slide at wet n wild.I always thought I was going to miss the light Haha

I.Hate.This.  How is it that I can look in the mirror and think, "Oh, I look cute. Yay." And then see a photo taken 5 minutes later and think, "What in the sam hell happened here?!"

This happens ALL the time. Even when I take the picture in front of the mirror! Good in the mirror, BAD in the pic. I must face the facts.

Years ago, some of the guys I work with laid out a huge roll of bubble wrap and ran over it with the forklift.  Yeah, you can imagine what that was like for us in the office.

I remember years ago when my grandma moved.she had so much left over bubble wrap. The 9 kids popped all the bubble wrap!

#sotrue all the time

I pretty much say omg I hate this damn song. And then sing the whole thing in a mocking tone, just so everyone knows. I really hate this song.

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"No, Grape cough medicine, you don't taste like grape. You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape.

Test your Mario Cart skills on the Wii at Columbus Public Library's Tournament Tuesday, October 23rd from 5-6:30pm.

This has happened to me when the kids had me play Mario Cart with them. Needless to say, I'm not invited to play Mario Cart anymore.

I wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity!

This is so true.i wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity

so is this the same thing as putting a smiley face after a bitchy comment?! lol

I'll Have to remember this, there are a few people I'd like to slap.