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Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language...I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language...I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job

#Collegegirlproblems

#Collegegirlproblems

Sharp

Sharp

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: My uterus is shedding and I will not hesitate to stab you.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: My uterus is shedding and I will not hesitate to stab you.

The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them.

The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them.

Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not..."

Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not..."

Deep thoughts on the weekend

Deep thoughts on the weekend

Funny Confession Ecard: Compulsive Pinterest Verbalization (CPV): The compulsion to verbally share EVERYTHING you see on Pinterest with your spouse.

Funny Confession Ecard: Compulsive Pinterest Verbalization (CPV): The compulsion to verbally share EVERYTHING you see on Pinterest with your spouse.

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