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Top 25 Funny Quotes for Boys

Me: For Christmas I want a Unicorn. Santa: Be realistic. Me: Ok I want a Boyfriend. Santa: What color do you want your Unicorn?

Or a princess, dragon, or firebender... Or a Princess Dragon Firebender...

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

even funnier because i thought it said "hummus" :S lol

Morning coffee (39 photos)

Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni uni unicorns, I love them.

A Badass unicorn..

Sometimes, the mirror lies to us, just for fun. My mirror used to be my friend. Now she just likes to mock me.

Someone told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn!

Someone told me I was delusional. I Almost Fell Off My Unicorn. A woman wearing fairy wings, riding a unicorn.

Rainbow immersion therapy. The #1 doctor recommended therapy for sick baby unicorns.

Rainbow Immersion Therapy: The doctor recommended therapy for sick baby unicorns. By Sebastien Millon.

Unicorns are NOT lame!

Unicorn t shirt -- unicorns are lame said nobody ever (S M L XL XXL) plus size options skip n whistle