Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you're trying to hide your heavy breathing like it's no big deal but you're actually pretty winded and dear God you need to work out. Or when you walk up "the hill" (incline) in our back yard.
"Karma's only a bitch if you are." I saw this and felt THANK YOU ----- it always bothers me when people say "Karma's a bitch" as if it is payback. You're not God. Love one another. God will take care of the rest.