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Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

How I feel going up the Baldwin stairs. Haha

We all have been through that…

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you're trying to hide your heavy breathing like it's no big deal but you're actually pretty winded and dear God you need to work out. Or when you walk up "the hill" (incline) in our back yard.

Speak on it...

I need to remember this! "Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, emotions.

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For my daughter - You have more to do than be weighed down by pretty or beautiful. You are a fiery heart and a wicked brain. Do not let your soul be defined by it's shell.

Nice!

Personally, I don't find swearing offensive. I do find back stabbing, lying, cheating & fucking people over offensive, but not swearing.

Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean i don't want to hit you in the face.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

I do not know why this is funny. Is my brain planning something before I do it…| Am I the only one that realizes this is actually a quote from the Marvel Fandom and not just a funny saying...

Alright u go in tht store and get everything they have and if the cops show u p ur deaf and i cant speak english and if it dont work well b setting n jail beside each other saying tht was fun

Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds. Sad but true

Yup

"Karma's only a bitch if you are." I saw this and felt THANK YOU ----- it always bothers me when people say "Karma's a bitch" as if it is payback. You're not God. Love one another. God will take care of the rest.

Omg...this was my oldest son. I never could clean his room when he was home. He would probably have a koniption if he saw it now.

Truth: "Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER! I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord. Too funny.

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