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Everyone i know is going broke buying their kids school supplies and here i am going broke stocking up my mini bar and my closet with new clothes! #childfree.

Everyone i know is going broke buying their kids school supplies and here i am going broke stocking up my mini bar and my closet!

A celebration every month!   /childfree

Luke Bryan, I wouldn't just get drunk on you. I'd get hammered.hahah cheers to that ;

...or that will mercilessly drain my time, energy, patience, sanity and bank account.  Yes.  Eternally grateful.  Daily.  #childfree

or that will mercilessly drain my time, energy, patience, sanity and bank account.

Let's do all things when we're not yet ready especially create another human life which we will be responsible for for the remainder of the next two decades and forever be bonded not only to the person but to the coparent of said person. Oh yeah, no one should be ready to take that on when they take that on.

worked for me….hahahaha greatest choice that I made….no regrets

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

17 Things Only People Without Children Will Relate To #buzzfeed #childless #childfree

17 Things Only People Without Kids Will Relate To

15 Words Parents Use That Have A Totally Different Meaning When You're Childfree. [OC]

15 Words Parents Use That Have A Totally Different Meaning When You're Childfree. [OC]

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This always makes me laugh

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good". My bathing suit is going to beat the crap out of my sweat pants.

hahah doesnt happen very often on the weekend!

28 Hilarious Memes That Moms Will Love

Totally me but for it to be a good day I have to have bra on hair brushed nails done teeth brushed and flossed deo on and last but not least, cat fed fish fed shooed and socks on and then not even then will it be a good day!

Love this!!  I think this made me laugh for for five minutes straight.  I do it whenever the chance arises.

Me!

This is so me! Told my husband I had to run out to Target so I was leaving him with the kids, should take no more then 20 mins. He fell for it. I'm going to walk every sq ft of that store with a caramel macchiatto & my coupons!

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

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