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Best Funny Quotes : My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals… totally my life!

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Adult Goals! ;)

Weekend Goals: Not leaving my bedroom, Not leaving my house, Not going to a party. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.WHy do I find this so funny.

Motto of life! #slay⚓️

"Too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey!" "This takes me back, yall. Now I'm gunna have the stupid song stuck in my head!

My Last Hurrah

I think senility is going to be a fairly smooth transition for me. I am pretty sure no one will notice the difference.

This would be me as a parent!

Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night. - Post by on Boldomatic


Kids today don't know how easy they have it. I had to walk 9 feet through the shag carpet to change the TV channel.


teesn dont know how good they have it with lyrics sites. we used to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us. Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken – 20 Pics


I'm glad you're learning to laugh at yourself. That was getting awkward for the rest of us.


"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.


Yeah why? Sure but, spontaneous orgasm sounds awful. How about intensified, or multiple upon success.

Let's make it happen!

So true. I always believe that, "I only need a couple things; I don't need a basket!