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Best Funny Quotes : My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals… totally my life!

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Adult Goals! ;)

Weekend Goals: Not leaving my bedroom, Not leaving my house, Not going to a party. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.WHy do I find this so funny.

Motto of life! #slay⚓️

"Too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey!" "This takes me back, yall. Now I'm gunna have the stupid song stuck in my head!

My Last Hurrah

I think senility is going to be a fairly smooth transition for me. I am pretty sure no one will notice the difference.

This would be me as a parent!

Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night. - Post by on Boldomatic

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Kids today don't know how easy they have it. I had to walk 9 feet through the shag carpet to change the TV channel.

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teesn dont know how good they have it with lyrics sites. we used to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us. Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken – 20 Pics

https://www.facebook.com/FB.Troublemakers/photos/a.127587087314434.24521.127583850648091/851347451605057/?type=1

I'm glad you're learning to laugh at yourself. That was getting awkward for the rest of us.

Nothing

"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.

Yup

Yeah why? Sure but, spontaneous orgasm sounds awful. How about intensified, or multiple upon success.

Let's make it happen!

So true. I always believe that, "I only need a couple things; I don't need a basket!

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