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It's so hot outside, I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady /// Ex Humor

Shady fake ex exes ex's boyfriend relationship n d over break-up break up good bye bye-bye hot outside day sweaty sweat sweating Nick

haha yup

Seriously, this just cracked me up! This definitely applies to some people.


It's funny how you think you're awesome, but I constantly have people coming up to me laughing about what a giant douchebag you are. And how you married a total fat bitch.Mr Douchebag and his Heftybag Mrs.


The other woman is never as good as the wife. That's because, the other woman is well, just that. just the other woman.