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Pathetic gene pool LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

be careful what you wish for...

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Damn I thought I could munch my way to those rock hard abs

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

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Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

some ecards, when someone says "STOP", i never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if i am supposed to collaborate & listen, lol

1,000 Follower Giveaway (Day 3) & Budding Blogger Showcase: Tales of a First Grade Teacher

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

Don't mind me, this is just my fog of deployment face. Carry on.

Funny Workplace Ecard: People that pronounce vase like 'voz' make me want to punch them in the foz.

#dating #humor

Dating should be like buying a car.You should get to talk to the previous owners! SHOW ME THE MANFAX

Ugh housework!

I thought this was a great post and it really spoke to my heart about not letting your clean house become an idol. :-) Housekeeping Matters: 5 Habits that Help. Tom is my housewife and I notice that he does it

and then apologize forever for showing them my inner she-hulk.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

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I am going to put the cape on me next time i get mad . and when he asks, I will tell him I am Super Mad. Sounds like a great way to laugh and make up. If it doesn't work, I will stick my tongue out at him.

Friday's Fantastic Finds

Friday's Fantastic Finds

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

LOL

Never laugh at your wife's choices.You are one of them. You are one of them.

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