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I think of this every time I see a girl in uggs

Eskiho = a girl wearing a short skirt and Ugg boots. A weather confused whore.

hahaha...yep basically.

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I always have at least one mystery bruise. You have to poke it to see how much it hurts.you'd think you'd remember something that hurt that bad!


Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because.Funny Pictures Of The Day - 79 Pics

But we only have enough sauce for 5 of you. SO ME! I rock at cooking but hang it up with measuring pasta. Leftovers anyone?

Haha, glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

I feel like this when I go to Target for one specific thing and they don't have it. I feel like every cashier is looking at me wondering if I am feeling ok or if I had some kind of head injury.

That what i do

Funny pictures about Things to do today. Oh, and cool pics about Things to do today. Also, Things to do today photos.


A boy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. Where as a real man spends his time looking for the one worth waking up to.so true.

So true! It's generally not what you say, it's how you say it!

of conflicts is due to difference in opinion and is due to wrong tone of voice. Also, text messaging and email have no tone of voice which can also be damaging.

"If the words you spoke appeared on your skin, would you still be beautiful?" I have a lot to be thankful for. My skin doesn't betray the self-righteous, jealous, hypocrite I am in my heart.

Sad, but true. We can't acknowledge some people until they grow up and realize you can't bully everyone into getting what you want.

"Life is too short to stress yourself with people who dont even deserve to be an issue in your life" AMEN!

oh my gosh. probably truer then i should be willing to admit. :)

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

Truth. Pretty is as pretty does.

Beauty isn't about a pretty face. It's about having a pretty mind, pretty heart and a pretty soul.There are SO many UGLY people from the inside out.I know a few that need a swift kick in the arse or a punch to the throat!

sometimes, all a girl wants is for you to fight for her. make her believe that you want this relationship more than she does

You told me to leave you be. And I have but I get this gut feeling it isnt so. I want to keep trying but everyone tells me not to and the only reason I listen is bc you said let me be. I love you and would fight air if you needed me to or wanted it