Phil: [confessional] You know what? You can insult a lot of things about me: my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises, but don't insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don't see it? That's 'cause I just sold it.
"Black Books" (UK) TV Show on The BBC (2000 - 2004) --- A misanthropic bookshop owner named Bernard Black (Dylan Moran) wakes up from a bender to discover, to his horror, that he's hired cheery Manny Bianco (Bill Bailey) as a clerk. Bernard soon finds that Manny is a natural salesman and the perfect foil for his antisocial rants with his neighboring shopkeeper Fran (Tamsin Greig).