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#nopokerfacehere

This is so ME! I have no poker face. I hate fake ass people anyways.

Or lack of hormones

Ah the joys of pms, menopause, and all other hormonally inspired behaviors. as fun to experience as they are to watch

"You need to remember who you're talking to".....honey....so.do.you.....:D

Jeff always used to call me a witch. It's all good, I always called him a midget, the Metal Midget to be precise. He was a tad short, Not a real midget!

I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.

"I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day. Not today, but definitely some days.

Aww... thats cute compared to me... cuz when im mad i am FUCKING SATAN HIMSELF.

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Thank you to everyone who posted birthday wishes on my facebook and made me look more popular than I really am. | Birthday Ecard

You must be witty and creative to entertain all your greeters with a funny thank you note. You must read on further to get the best suitable funny thank you message for your birthday wishes.

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